What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Loperson

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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