What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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