- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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