- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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