How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

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