- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Rebecca Black

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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