Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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