- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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