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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Daniel is a fag

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Caramel Boing.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

WNBA

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

think twice or at least think

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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