- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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