What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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