Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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