- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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