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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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