Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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