- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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