- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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