Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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