Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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