- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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