- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Racial Equality

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

João Duarte reads this.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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