- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What stops a train? A missile

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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