Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's 9+10 Ebola

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Immigration Laws

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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