How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

YEAH THEY DO!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Soccer...

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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