What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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