- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

woman's lacrosse

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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