- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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