- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

No!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

HEY!

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Knock knock Go away

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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