- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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