- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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