- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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