How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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