How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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