How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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