Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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