- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

watch me nae nae

knock knock There's no door

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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