- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

when debbie meets downer

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Knock knock come in.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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