Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Religion.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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