- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

This is a joke.

F? No k

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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