- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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