- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

I like touching my boobs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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