- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

The holocaust

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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