Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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No antijoke here.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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How High is a Chinese man

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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