What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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