- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Everybody will die

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