- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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