Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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