- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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