What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

guess what>? your mum lol

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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