A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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How High is a Chinese man

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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ccjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjccjcjcj why

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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