My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Obama

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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