How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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