- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman