What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

this website even though its hilarious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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