Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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