Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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