- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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