- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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