Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Nickelback.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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