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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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