josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Anti Joke

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