- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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