- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

i like turtles

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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