Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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This isn't funny.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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