What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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poopy is poopy

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Women's Rights

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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