What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

womans rights...

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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