How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Granny porn!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

it was all Tagart

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Jesus Christ

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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