- Anti Joke

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A jew enters a mall.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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