- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I named my son ps2 controller

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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