- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Men

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

I have aids

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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