- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

oh hey.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

whats white jizz

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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