- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Poop.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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