- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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