- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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