- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??