I don't get it

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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whats black and strange a paki

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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