- Anti Joke

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look