- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's one plus one? two.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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