A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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