The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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men's rights activists

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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