- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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