- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

White NBA players.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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