- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Then none of us want to be right.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

penis

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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