- Anti Joke

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".