- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What? Yes.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

I'd like to make a withdraw

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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