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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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