- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Justin Beiber

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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