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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

knock knock come in !

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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