- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

I agree

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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