- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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