- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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