What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Abortion.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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