- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Okay.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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