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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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