"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Anti Joke

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