- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.