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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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