- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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