- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

i committed murder

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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