- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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