Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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