- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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