- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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