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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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