- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Where's the soap?

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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