- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's one plus one? two.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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