Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

A jew enters a mall.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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