Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Check out our iPhone App!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

dallen loves penis

thumb_up thumb_down -39

PENIS lol

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

thumb_up thumb_down -41

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops