knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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