- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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