Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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