- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Banana Hamock.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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