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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Your mother is average.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???