- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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