How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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