Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call your mom? Mom

A: Do you like it B: No

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's funnier than 24? 25

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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