- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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