Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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