- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

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