- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A blind man walks into a library.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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