- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

hey guys im gay

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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