- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

knock knock? come in

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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