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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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