- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Ebola

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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