- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Waffles ate my grandma

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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