- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Soccer...

NASCAR being considered a sport.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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