- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y u do dis?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Where's my baby??

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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