Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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homosexual

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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