- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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