- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

White NBA players.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.