- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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