- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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