- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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