- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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