- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

black people

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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