What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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