Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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I walk into a bar...

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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