- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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