- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call double A's? Batteries

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??