- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A blind man walks into a library.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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