- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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