chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Michael Brown

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why? Why not?

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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