Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Face...tastes like chicken!

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A bar walks into a man

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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