How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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