Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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France had one revolution

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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