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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Men

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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