How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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