- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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