So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

G:nock nock B:come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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