A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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