- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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