What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Women's rights.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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