- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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