What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Obama

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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