- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why can't february march Because april may

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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