Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Anti Joke

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