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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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