- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's 9 + 10 19

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

It's all Taggart

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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