Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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