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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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