- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What is funnier than 24 69

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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