What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Chicken

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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