Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Anti Joke

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