Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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