life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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A jew enters a mall.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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