- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Racial Equality

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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