What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Your girlfriend.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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