What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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