Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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why girl die cancer

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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