- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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