- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

why girl die cancer

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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