- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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