- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Jebron Lames.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's the new green? Green

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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