- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's big and purple? Barney

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Penis

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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