- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Your Mom The End.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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