- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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