- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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