- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

mexicans fishing

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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