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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is brown and sticky? A stick

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How high is the sky? True or False

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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