Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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